Tapeball Cricket. Godless Cricket. For the record, I played tapeball with Saleem Malik. And an unnamed Atheist.
Ok, so you have been mentioning your links to Pakistani cricketers for some time. So off with it, let's hear the whole story about your life related to cricket.
And rob the mystery from the chapati? how about the short version: I played lots of cricket in Lahore and Pindi from '86 to '91. Long version: let's wait for when nostalgia strikes. A Pakistan win over England would be a trigger, I predict. Also, that first name, Emir Elahi is where I got my cricketing genes from.